Saturday, February 18, 2006
Rally Cry From The Brick House
To Every Man Who Came At Me and My Girls With A Fumbling Pick-Up Line:
There--I said it.
You go all goo-goo-ga-ga over us. We wear a short skirt and low cut top and you're falling all over yourselves. We dress like librarians with high heels, walk down the street with a strut, and you run your car into a tree.
I have been told by many a man "Damn, you're sexy."
Do you think that I want to have sex with you?
I've been told there is "something in the eyes." My eyes that is.
I can't help it that my mother and father had sex, created an embryo, which developed into a fetus, which became a live infant with slanted "bedroom eyes".
Believe me, I don't want to have sex with you.
Stop whistling at us. Stop making sex motions behind our backs. Stop staring at our breasts.
Come at us straight.
"Hello" is always a nice place to start.
What's the best/worst pick-up line you've heard (or said)?
My Personal Favorite: "Girl, God made you too beautiful to be looking so damn mean." Um, is that supposed to be a compliment?
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